Economy

Proposed Constitutional Amendment: Lawyers Need Not Apply for the Presidency

Proposed Constitutional Amendment: Lawyers Need Not Apply for the Presidency

Instead of lawyers in office, what our decaying nation could use is economists, those from George Mason University, The Cato Institute, or anyone who those people would recommend.

by · September 30, 2015 · 2 comments · Economy, Politics
Dear Capitalist, Leave Me the Hell Alone on My Day Off

Dear Capitalist, Leave Me the Hell Alone on My Day Off

Skewed News — It’s apparently not enough that you consume all our hours and energy, squeezing us so hard that we turn into miserable wrecks just so you can stuff your face with gourmet food and pay your golf club membership. It’s not enough that we that we work so hard at your crappy jobs that we become dry exhausted […]

by · September 15, 2015 · 1 comment · Cartoons, Economy, Editorial
Robots, Step Aside: The Gravediggers of Capitalism are Still Flesh and Blood Workers

Robots, Step Aside: The Gravediggers of Capitalism are Still Flesh and Blood Workers

Skewed News —When they’re not terrifyingly militarized Terminator-style, robots are marketed as amazing and cool, even cute and cuddly. The prevailing myth was that they’d perform tasks and chores we don’t enjoy while we’d sit by the pool sipping margaritas. But what no one told us was that our lives of leisure would be spent without any money to pay […]

by · August 31, 2015 · 1 comment · Cartoons, Economy, Editorial
U.S. Workers: Don’t Be Anti-Immigrant Chumps for Capitalists

U.S. Workers: Don’t Be Anti-Immigrant Chumps for Capitalists

Skewed News —“There should be a law…to keep all them I-talians from comin’ in and takin’ the bread out of the mouths of honest people.” – Irish woman in the US, 1892. “We just don’t like you illegal bitches coming to our home trying to fuck it up like you did Mexico.” – Facebook comment by a scaffold builder in […]