Archive for June, 2015

The Christie-for-President Presidential Campaign Fund

The Christie-for-President Presidential Campaign Fund

Chris Christie is running for President in a crowded Republican field, promising to fight for us. But where will he get money for this expensive endeavor? Recent history may answer that question.

by · June 30, 2015 · 0 comments · Cartoons, Politics, Uncategorized
Boeing Poisons Flight Attendants

Boeing Poisons Flight Attendants

The flight attendants who filed the current lawsuit reported that toxic fumes made them feel dizzy, pass out, vomit, and speak incoherently.

by · June 29, 2015 · 3 comments · Editorial, Science
Square Hipster with Serious Nebuchadnezzar Beard Is Likely Next CEO of Twitter

Square Hipster with Serious Nebuchadnezzar Beard Is Likely Next CEO of Twitter

“People shouldn’t be measured by what they look like,” Twitter heir apparent Jack Dorsey told CNBC.

by · June 19, 2015 · 0 comments · Well,That Happened
NBC News anchor Brian Williams earned $10 million a year reading the news until, six months ago, he was suspended for telling tall tales about his alleged narrow scrapes as an embedded war reporter. Now NBC has brought him back, but as a reporter, not at NBC, but at MSNBC, which has seen its ratings plunge. Will anyone notice? And if they do, will they believe anything Williams reports?

Brian Williams Dumped from NBC for Lying, Perfectly Fine for MSNBC Though

Will anyone notice Williams’ return? And if they do, will they believe anything Williams reports?

by · June 18, 2015 · 0 comments · Cartoons
Man to Choose Woman To Grace $10 Novelty Bill

Man to Choose Woman To Grace $10 Novelty Bill

In a historic gesture that symbolizes the status of women in American politics and culture, the U.S. Treasury will put a woman on the $10 bill.

by · June 18, 2015 · 1 comment · Money Gossip, Politics
California Confirms That Uber Employees Are Employees

California Confirms That Uber Employees Are Employees

Because California is influential and has huge market share nationally, the Uber ruling could mark a precedent in other states for the company, and for “sharing economy” models in other sectors, like Airbnb.

by · June 17, 2015 · 0 comments · Money Gossip, Politics
Old Candidate Takes Heat for Old Essay in Old Media

Old Candidate Takes Heat for Old Essay in Old Media

Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders, 73, is being grilled over a controversial essay he wrote for an alternative weekly newspaper called the Vermont Freeman back in 1972: 43 years ago. If they’re going to drag stuff out of politicians’ pasts, why not focus on what’s important?

by · June 4, 2015 · 0 comments · Cartoons